the basics, such as:

tighty wighty undies (2in capacity)

tighty wighty undies (2in capacity)

tighty wighty undies (2in capacity)

$27.00 USD
$27.00 USD
tax fraud baggie

tax fraud baggie

tax fraud baggie

$75.00 USD
$75.00 USD
hot liquid stimmy container, black

hot liquid stimmy container, black

hot liquid stimmy container, black

From $13.36 USD
From $13.36 USD

okay okay, normal drip

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not much to talk about...

bunch of agency velocity merch. but if you're reading this you know what's going on here so uhhh...buy our stuff to be the drippiest person at your coworking spot?

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agencyvelocity merchies

cozy text hoodie darks

$35.00 USD
$35.00 USD
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93% (or so) cotton

most of the clothes are 100% cotton for the biohacking benefits. but we can't claim 100% cotton, because we have things like mugs and bags, capisce?